"Your sister did more for me than any of you girls. If I called her, she'd let me stay with her for a couple of nights. She also had the prettiest face of you three."
Quote by my mother, Jo Mama
"Your sister was inspirational and loved by all who knew her."
Quote by my Aunt Marge
"You're a handsome woman."
Quote by my Husband
(who quickly retracted)
"Have you ever considered doing something with that moustache?"
Quote by an Esthetician
(it's gone now)