Friday, September 26, 2008

He's Not a Mind Reader

Jill: Husband? Why is that Monster Rental Equipment back in our front yard?

Husband: I redesigned the drainage flow. It's going to work better.

Jill: What are you saying?

Husband: The drain is going to run across the property instead of diagonally. The contractors are going to dig a new trench running that way...and I'm going to help.

Jill: Wha?

Husband: Yup. It's going to work much better and only push us back by 2 days.

Jill: Wha?

Husband: I know what you're thinking. It's brilliant, isn't it? (Beaming smile.)