Wednesday, November 16, 2005

Operation Beautification has stalled.

The celebrations for turning 43 were wonderful and warmly loving, but I have to say that the body is not keeping pace with the new-found, inner joy.

  • I can no longer read the fine print on anything.
  • My breasts have Gone South for the winter...and spring, summer and fall.
  • Are those age spots on my hands? Eeek!
  • I'm sorry, what did you say your name is?
  • A single glass of wine makes me woozy, so Husband often encourages me to enjoy a top shelf margurita. Uh-huh.
  • Bikini-shlakini. Those days are lost forever.
  • Is that the back of my heel or a french cooking spice?