Thursday, May 04, 2006

I Just Did It

I swore that I would never do it.

I scorned those that did...and made snide comments about them. Yes, deep inside I had the yearnings but it didn't make sense for my lifestyle or my image. But the curiosity raged through my mind constantly, and I secretly thought about how my life would change if I gave in to my urges.

I never, ever expected it to happen.

But I met the most beautiful woman today and I Just Said Yes*.

I got Botox.

Nasty, deep frown lines...Asta la Vista, Baby.

*My new dermatologist has the most gorgeous, clear and natural complexion, so I told her that I had to have it too. Operation Beautification has started again!