I swore that I would never do it.
I scorned those that did...and made snide comments about them. Yes, deep inside I had the yearnings but it didn't make sense for my lifestyle or my image. But the curiosity raged through my mind constantly, and I secretly thought about how my life would change if I gave in to my urges.
I never, ever expected it to happen.
But I met the most beautiful woman today and I Just Said Yes*.
I got Botox.
Nasty, deep frown lines...Asta la Vista, Baby.
*My new dermatologist has the most gorgeous, clear and natural complexion, so I told her that I had to have it too. Operation Beautification has started again!